The Signs thoughts


Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

I only want you, even though all you did was hurt me.

I just wanted to be there for you. I just wanted to support you in everything you do. I wanted to watch you succeed and tell you how proud I was of you and how I admired you and your ethics. I guess you didn’t want to open up to someone who would have unquestioningly fallen in love with you. It still hurts and I still really fucking care. You probably don’t even care at all.